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Didnt Demotivational Poster


FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.


TAGS: you didnt read the poster and youre not reading this so why am i even typing assignment for october 18 redhead with great cleavage its a good thing
Rating: 3.68/5

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GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well, she grew up ...well.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:07 am
Renee Olstead is my biggest crush lol
iwishiknewmynamess too - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am
hmmmmmm well played...


BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?


TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?


LESBIANISM -


TAGS: i think jesus said that somewhere but it didnt make it into the bible
Rating: 4.35/5

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Sean - June 1, 2010, 1:40 pm
Thanks. And fortunately for lesbians and those of us who respect them, woodless dudes tend to throw like non-lesbians.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:58 am
Good one!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:09 pm
Heh heh.


HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.


TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
Niiiiice!
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use photoshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - fuck it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Gays are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives gays the death sentence*, and *Gays are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fucking PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!


LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...


TAGS: november challenge who didnt live for saturday afternoon midget wrestling
Rating: 3.85/5

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Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 5:04 pm
WAA-WAAAAAAAA


YOUR DATE - She just wanted to have a drink and maybe some conversation... Looks like you got the BONUS Plan!


TAGS: august challenge beer she didnt say no did she
Rating: 3.12/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 2:00 pm
Hmmm. sounds like The Diceman was sprinkled generously on above said statement
agdaniele - August 29, 2009, 5:11 pm
Waking her up so she'll finish the rest of that beer? That's what makes LD who he is!


NO I DIDN'T - Because you used too many caps And you wrote a demotivational text when the normal ones don't have one




SOMEONE - Didn't get the joke.


TAGS: someone didnt get eye left right
Rating: 2.17/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 5:30 am
The Bukkake Ninja - you'll never see him coming. "Ow, my eye!" Someone get the original image, and redo it just as I typed it.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 7:41 am
Someone doesn't know how to "use" WOMEN.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 9:01 am
SOMEONE: Doesn't know how to use the comments section.


PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)




But it came back to me -


TAGS: unfortunately i didnt remember how to catch the darn thing ouch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 21, 2016, 8:28 am
Another 'oldie but goodie'! Well done! ^!


LET'S GET REAL - You don't think I became a teacher for the money do you ?


TAGS: get real didnt teach money
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:43 pm
dude, let me know the school where you can find five teachers like that...lol
Sho - July 26, 2012, 6:10 pm
the sinister tag strikes again. 4L for the hotties


Hanging around -


TAGS: kinda painted himself into a corner didnt he
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:57 pm
LOL! Hope its a warm dry day! Guess he's gonna find out what its like to sit around watching paint dry! 5L


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